Fans Are Demanding They Release The “Cats” “Butthole Cut”

The world is a weird place, and it seems to just keep getting weirder. One staple of weirdness in the world was the abysmal unneeded horror film “Cats“. A film that nobody believed they needed… then discovered they were absolutely correct is back in the headlines again as some rumors of an original cut are circulating the internet.

According to these rumors, an original cut of the film that included the animation of all the cats’ buttholes is floating around Hollywood somewhere, and fans are demanding to see it.

This rumor stems from Jack Waz, a writer for “Howard the Duck”, had heard this from a friend of a friend.

A VFX producer friend of a friend was hired in November to finish some of the 400 effects shots in [Cats]. His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of Cats.

To be quite honest, it doesn’t surprise me if this is an actual thing. When creating the CGI abominations of the cats in the film, nobody stopped and said, “man this looks terrible”, so it would not surprise me in the least to know that there was an even worse version out there. But let us know, does this surprise you? Do you want to see the “Butthole Cut”? Let us know by leaving a comment down below or by contacting us at Twitter/Facebook.

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